Tuesday, April 29, 2014

Criminal Failure of the Day

Criminal Failure of the Day
Dumb Ass Criminal: We need a car for this job. I know a place where we can steal a brand new Opel. The cars are parked outside the dealership. All we need are some tools to cut the fence. Then we just hot-wire the car and drive away. We will be in and out in a minute or two. No way this can go wrong. Crappy Criminal Getaway Driver: Okay, I'm in, but only if I can do the driving.

5 comments:

Bob Crowe said...

There was a 20th Century American journalist, H. L. Mencken, who is famous for saying that no one ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American public. Maybe the same for Sweden.

William Kendall said...

No way this can go wrong. So often said right before things go wrong.

Stuart said...

Would have loved to see a video of this.

Barbara Farr said...

Haha! Sounds like a movie treatment.

PerthDailyPhoto said...

Hehe! Best laid plans and all that!